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上班的公车上，人满为患。紧贴车门的一男一女，男的戴副眼镜，拎个皮包，一脸隈琐；女的标准OL的样子。

面对众多乘客，两人肆无忌惮、迫不及待地聊开了。

男:今晚你老公不在家吧?(周围一下安静了许多...)

女:嗯，他这礼拜都在外地。

男:那今晚可以耍了?(邻座的大伯扭头过来看.....)

女:你想咋个耍嘛?(邻座的阿姨也扭头过来....)

男:老样子嘛，我开房间。(离得较远的中学生也扭头过来...)

女:去，你开房我才不来呢，要么我开。(众人大跌眼镜....)

男:好嘛，你开，我进来整死你。(周围群众倒吸一口凉气...)

女:以为我好欺负啊，不晓得哪个弄哪个，吃不消不要求饶啊。(群众眼里散发着BS的光芒)

男:你再凶我也只能陪你1个钟头，晚上我还要陪我女朋友。(车厢里有杀气...)

女:喊她一起来耍嘛(Faint...)

男:她只会斗地主，不会打麻将....(晕...大家突感索然无味，转)